Fingerpainting

Again, not done by me... directly.

By the ladies of suite 206.

I also saw a boy who suffered from autism today... but then 5 min later he was in enjoyment.

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Here's an update:

THIS JUST IN: A new KAVACAST? Yes, it appears so. Supposedly coming soon!

LOCAL:
Passing through highschool hallways
Who do you choose to be?
As you make eye contact with passersby

Passing through city sidewalks
How high is your guard?
As you go from A to B

Driving on the streets
Do you even see other people?
Behind all the steel

I'm sick of hallways
I'm sick of hallway bullies
I'm sick of hallway cowards
So no more hallways..
Just me sitting down against this here wall

WEATHER:
The current weather is 100% happening
Everything else has a 10% chance of happening

SPORTS:
Today, a young man gracefully navigated a beautiful path through moving cars that did not see him try to cross the street. He successfully enraged 5 drivers and scored a banana malt milkshake. He's stupid and there's a 10% chance that this was a fluke.

ENTERTAINMENT AND THE ARTS:
Clouds decided to look like a choo choo train and then began looking like rain. The transformation was eye watering to watch and is highly recommended. 5 stars
Producer: Sunlight
Director: Wind
Now playing

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY:
Reddit atheists are still patting each other on the back.

also

the internet seems to works better when information is free to travel

FOOD AND HEALTH:
MMMM... sunlight

also

Cannibals don't starve as much

IN OTHER NEWS:
A once confused boy gave into his paranoia and let his world deconstruct into a hallwayless ocean where he is no longer this or that, but an ISness to which confusion and paranoia are unable to stick to.
*Albeit the illusion of them are there to entertain.

LOTTERY DRAWING:
Carbonated Sweepstakes (last post) ended up in an allway tie. Winners will now be chosen through a lottery. Winners to be announced.


That's it, thanks for tuning in.