Thursday, August 23, 2012

Before You Murder

I'm not saying murder is right.  But I'm also not saying murder is wrong.

Life is something that goes on and we take part in.  The whole universe is alive and we pop up into it here and there so that the universe can look at itself in someway.  I mean is there an environment if there isn't an eye to perceive it?  No, for the rainbow cannot be seen without the sun, the water, or the eye.  Tis the same with all phenomenon in space-time.... But back to murder

Now a rattlesnake is in the garage cornering my little cousin.  It's feeling threatened, but because of that, it is threatening.  I'm sorry rattlesnake, I'm making a judgement and you are tasting the end of this shovel if you come any closer.  I'm making the call... I know the situation and I will take responsibility for my actions.

Now a fly is on the table.  What freedom it enjoys.  I love life and why would I take this opportunity from this fly?  I look into it's eyes and it's begging for time to explore.  It's not hurting me right now... I let it walk on the coffee table.  It is aware of me as I am aware of it.  I give it a safe place safe and time to discover.

If there is even a slight chance of another being having a life of contemplation.. to discover for one self what life is all about... How the fuck can I take that?

Before you murder someone, look into his/her eyes, and make a judgement call.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Laws

So you're not happy with the world and what you see
You will make a new law to make what you want be
     Go ahead and run to daddy law, don't care about facing me

Your laws are artificial and have too many holes to cover
Your laws have no love for sister or brother
     Your laws are too many, soon they will turn on each other

But it's okay if thats the way you want to play
Because all you will do is create finer clay
     :More things we can create each and every day

Even Newton's laws will one day crumble to any fool
Nature does not read our amendments or our rules
     But it is intimately interested in our application of fuel

So we play chicken with our mother to see what laws remain
In the end what matters if we can't even play this game?
     ...Hmm, wrong question.. I guess the Sameness doesn't change
     ...No Blame

Monday, June 11, 2012

Job Quit

I'm unemployed by choice today.

Twas like any other decision that is made by your choice.

In that you must come into contact with the real you.

For, the 'real you' and 'your choice' are one and the same.



Tuesday, May 22, 2012

One Liners/Wing Chun Poetry 5?

Everything I do traces my blueprint, but which one are you looking at? Which one are you feeling?

I like ice cream, because it's enjoyable when it's cold, but only when it's hot.

I like sex, I like intimacy... why does it feel so good to be no one at all?

Transitive property: Love = All

I touch you now and you'd freak, I could touch you now and you'd melt.  Never underestimate the power of a well placed/timed chime.

Everyone loves stories, following them, imagining them, living them... Transitive property applied here... and everywhere... need I say more?

No, I needn't say more.  But that's not the point, the point is I can.



Sunday, May 13, 2012

Carbonation Level

Where does this blog stand as of right now?

Good question to ask myself.  What I intended to do at the beginning was to track my philosophy of life through what I chose to express on this blog.  But now I've learned who I am when I drive, make tea, post, sleep, etc. is one and the same with my expression.

I can be a real bummer and I can be a real party starter.  I am a being and what beings do is be.

Well, us beings like to do things.  We like to create, learn and experience.  We like to have fun, and that includes not having fun.

All these lives living, all these beings being.  We love to love.  And the universe, being nothing other than us, has the same inclination.  Testing ourselves lifetime after lifetime to find love over and over again.  To overcome our situation and make it OUR situation.

So Carbonated is still fizzing,  no matter how you shake it up, the bubbles keep coming.  But it is not up to me, unless by me, you mean both you and me.  It is up to all of us to see what happens.  No choice is a choice, and you never create an environment around you that you didn't allow to happen.

It's weird, in thermodynamics... all systems are finite...
Am I so small that the finite seems infinite?
Or am I a part of this vastness and it's destiny?
That would make me god.  That would make me MY GOD.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

The Asymptote Who Could: Part III

Math is a language of symbols. Uniform increments that lets us split up the universe for us to see it on paper. Every math solution already exist, waiting for us to find a problem so that we may see that solution, and the universe from a different angle.

 The Line known as it was last seen exploring time and alternate realities. Exploring the concepts of relativity, it is getting closer to another orgasm. And it's focus of attention is building towards the release of something it has never seen.

 Structures are crumbling but have never been more useful. And it, not apart from the crumbling or structures, heads back to Cartesia once again to face it's past... present and future.

 In the lightning of an instant that last forever, it treks for the sake of it's own Self.

 To be continued...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Fingerpainting

Again, not done by me... directly.

By the ladies of suite 206.




I also saw a boy who suffered from autism today... but then 5 min later he was in enjoyment.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Newsfeed

Here's an update:

THIS JUST IN: A new KAVACAST? Yes, it appears so. Supposedly coming soon!

LOCAL:
Passing through highschool hallways
Who do you choose to be?
As you make eye contact with passersby

Passing through city sidewalks
How high is your guard?
As you go from A to B

Driving on the streets
Do you even see other people?
Behind all the steel

I'm sick of hallways
I'm sick of hallway bullies
I'm sick of hallway cowards
So no more hallways..
Just me sitting down against this here wall

WEATHER:
The current weather is 100% happening
Everything else has a 10% chance of happening

SPORTS:
Today, a young man gracefully navigated a beautiful path through moving cars that did not see him try to cross the street. He successfully enraged 5 drivers and scored a banana malt milkshake. He's stupid and there's a 10% chance that this was a fluke.

ENTERTAINMENT AND THE ARTS:
Clouds decided to look like a choo choo train and then began looking like rain. The transformation was eye watering to watch and is highly recommended. 5 stars
Producer: Sunlight
Director: Wind
Now playing

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY:
Reddit atheists are still patting each other on the back.

also

the internet seems to works better when information is free to travel

FOOD AND HEALTH:
MMMM... sunlight

also

Cannibals don't starve as much

IN OTHER NEWS:
A once confused boy gave into his paranoia and let his world deconstruct into a hallwayless ocean where he is no longer this or that, but an ISness to which confusion and paranoia are unable to stick to.
*Albeit the illusion of them are there to entertain.

LOTTERY DRAWING:
Carbonated Sweepstakes (last post) ended up in an allway tie. Winners will now be chosen through a lottery. Winners to be announced.


That's it, thanks for tuning in.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Carbonated Sweepstakes

If you can guess which lines are mine (Chris Ly), and which are my guest blogger's (Ginny), you will receive a prize!

Rules:
Person who ends up with the most correct amount of guesses wins. Submit the author of each line.
Either comment with contact information or email me at renandstimpy137@gmail.com
Contest ends March 6th?

Prizes can be chosen from:
1)Acrylic Stickers (Dried acrylic paint that will stick to glass)
2)Booze (Up to $10 worth)
3)Styrofoam (Can be taped together to make something)(You can also draw on it)
ex:

Here we go:

Line 1: Early in the 18th century, I came.
Line 2: So hard.
Line 3: Hexagonadon is a dinosaur that eats six sided shapes
Line 4: Backstratcher!!!
Line 5: I"m not drunk
Line 6: Yeah, you are
Line 7: The world is drunk on itself, it's spinning so fast.
Line 8: How "revolution"ary
Line 9: What would you say if I said you were sexy?
Line 10: "But it doesn't really matter at all, life's a gas." - Marc Bolan
Line 11: Shit, I don't remember whose lines are whose...
Line 12: Mango vodka makes everyone a happy camper.
Line 13: Girlfriend!!!!!!!
Bonus: This was a bad idea

Winners of the Bonus Line will win a 400 characters on a blog post here.

Friday, February 24, 2012

XKCD imitation/Everything is a sphincter II

Randall doesn't have a copyright on stick figures does he? Anyhow, thanks for the inspiration.
... Sorry I don't have a scanner available right now.

Edit: Here is a better version




Line 1
Him: Would you like to save the world with me
Her: Yes! But from what?

Line 2
Him: From ourselves of course.
Her: Right.. Let's start... We should get capes

Line 3
Her: Well, until we pose a threat to ourselves, I guess we should have some fun
Him: Yeah, but keep an eye out...

Line 4
Him: Nothing yet...
Her: Shh! Im' concentrating

Line 5
Him: I guess the world doesn't really need to be saved
Her: Not ours at least