Today was right on schedule

"Nothing" happened today.

What do you mean? Today happened.

Oh right. Silly me.

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So stuff happened.

Good or bad stuff?

Just stuff, who makes it good or bad?

Oh right. I was playing that game again.

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So if the stuff happens to you, you decide whether it's good or bad right?

Yeah, makes sense.

Why don't you decide to make them all good things then?

People might hate how happy I am, I will have nothing to blame but myself.. I'm scared how happy I can really be?

You done pondering excuses?

Yeah, plus there's alway tomorrow.

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So what cool thing happened today?

I was a nascar mechanic.

and a dumbass.