If you can guess which lines are mine (Chris Ly), and which are my guest blogger's (Ginny), you will receive a prize!
Rules:
Person who ends up with the most correct amount of guesses wins. Submit the author of each line.
Either comment with contact information or email me at renandstimpy137@gmail.com
Contest ends March 6th?
Prizes can be chosen from:
1)Acrylic Stickers (Dried acrylic paint that will stick to glass)
2)Booze (Up to $10 worth)
3)Styrofoam (Can be taped together to make something)(You can also draw on it)
ex:
Here we go:
Line 1: Early in the 18th century, I came.
Line 2: So hard.
Line 3: Hexagonadon is a dinosaur that eats six sided shapes
Line 4: Backstratcher!!!
Line 5: I"m not drunk
Line 6: Yeah, you are
Line 7: The world is drunk on itself, it's spinning so fast.
Line 8: How "revolution"ary
Line 9: What would you say if I said you were sexy?
Line 10: "But it doesn't really matter at all, life's a gas." - Marc Bolan
Line 11: Shit, I don't remember whose lines are whose...
Line 12: Mango vodka makes everyone a happy camper.
Line 13: Girlfriend!!!!!!!
Bonus: This was a bad idea
Winners of the Bonus Line will win a 400 characters on a blog post here.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
XKCD imitation/Everything is a sphincter II
Randall doesn't have a copyright on stick figures does he? Anyhow, thanks for the inspiration.
... Sorry I don't have a scanner available right now.
Edit: Here is a better version
Line 1
Him: Would you like to save the world with me
Her: Yes! But from what?
Line 2
Him: From ourselves of course.
Her: Right.. Let's start... We should get capes
Line 3
Her: Well, until we pose a threat to ourselves, I guess we should have some fun
Him: Yeah, but keep an eye out...
Line 4
Him: Nothing yet...
Her: Shh! Im' concentrating
Line 5
Him: I guess the world doesn't really need to be saved
Her: Not ours at least
... Sorry I don't have a scanner available right now.
Edit: Here is a better version
Line 1
Him: Would you like to save the world with me
Her: Yes! But from what?
Line 2
Him: From ourselves of course.
Her: Right.. Let's start... We should get capes
Line 3
Her: Well, until we pose a threat to ourselves, I guess we should have some fun
Him: Yeah, but keep an eye out...
Line 4
Him: Nothing yet...
Her: Shh! Im' concentrating
Line 5
Him: I guess the world doesn't really need to be saved
Her: Not ours at least
Monday, February 20, 2012
Draft Post#3... very ADD... in fact: Wing Chun Ramblings
I once had the epiphany that wisdom can't exist without the "stupidity" to counteract it. Therefore the initial straying which I named stupidity, is what gives a chance for wisdom to be.
A good story needs conflict for a resolution... or there is no story.
Can no story be the story? Haha.
In a movie or book however, we are simply the observer. Safe from the drama, we are not actors in it... although we maybe actors watching it. Safe from the experience and actual catharsis which takes place.
But just like wisdom needs stupidity, catharsis also needs ignorance of some sort. Watch a movie which is "controversial and moving" from a point of view which is free of those internal taboos which make it so.... and everything becomes a comedy.
That's why horror movies seen from a "high" point of view are a downright ridiculous laugh fest.
But... the music sucks you into the mood, the seriousness... into the story. Just like a good plot, acting, etc. will suck you in. We forget it's not real.. and we have fun as a result. We get sucked in... and catharsis happens.
So where did this post come from? If I already knew this, then why did I have to say it aloud. Where is the stupidity that prompted the wisdom?
Trust me, I have a vault full of stupidity inside me... let's switch it up.. occultism.
Learning to live one's gods and demons. The empire to be ruled in the Tao Te Ching, the pantheon of greek gods, the manifestations of Brahman, etc... all exists within thyself. Won't you learn to love them inside you... gods and demons alike?
What Freud might call the unconscious. There are far more powerful demons than libido in my opinion though.
Shake it up... Ants
They move like water. Each a molecule in communication with the rest of the colony. They act as one and achieve amazing feats.
Back it up now... Movies
When you pay for the admission ticket... or download it... or press play... you agree to "get lost" in the movie for the sake of enjoying yourself. Maybe it's like that with life. When we are born... we get enamored by all the bells and whistles of the physical universe with all its detail and variety. I guess it's a stage and we're all entertainers.
Are you not entertained?
Ahhh... my answer.
I wrote this to entertain whoever read this.
I wrote this because I was bored and this is fun.
I wrote this because my mind was getting tangled in it's thoughts and writing out helps me to untangle them... though most times I just drop the whole cord that's tangled.
Go thoughts be free... torment someone else now.. I need to get some sleep.
EDIT: Flow of Ants and ants as fluids.
EDIT: Video above has no music and this man has got me right now:
A good story needs conflict for a resolution... or there is no story.
Can no story be the story? Haha.
In a movie or book however, we are simply the observer. Safe from the drama, we are not actors in it... although we maybe actors watching it. Safe from the experience and actual catharsis which takes place.
But just like wisdom needs stupidity, catharsis also needs ignorance of some sort. Watch a movie which is "controversial and moving" from a point of view which is free of those internal taboos which make it so.... and everything becomes a comedy.
That's why horror movies seen from a "high" point of view are a downright ridiculous laugh fest.
But... the music sucks you into the mood, the seriousness... into the story. Just like a good plot, acting, etc. will suck you in. We forget it's not real.. and we have fun as a result. We get sucked in... and catharsis happens.
So where did this post come from? If I already knew this, then why did I have to say it aloud. Where is the stupidity that prompted the wisdom?
Trust me, I have a vault full of stupidity inside me... let's switch it up.. occultism.
Learning to live one's gods and demons. The empire to be ruled in the Tao Te Ching, the pantheon of greek gods, the manifestations of Brahman, etc... all exists within thyself. Won't you learn to love them inside you... gods and demons alike?
What Freud might call the unconscious. There are far more powerful demons than libido in my opinion though.
Shake it up... Ants
They move like water. Each a molecule in communication with the rest of the colony. They act as one and achieve amazing feats.
Back it up now... Movies
When you pay for the admission ticket... or download it... or press play... you agree to "get lost" in the movie for the sake of enjoying yourself. Maybe it's like that with life. When we are born... we get enamored by all the bells and whistles of the physical universe with all its detail and variety. I guess it's a stage and we're all entertainers.
Are you not entertained?
Ahhh... my answer.
I wrote this to entertain whoever read this.
I wrote this because I was bored and this is fun.
I wrote this because my mind was getting tangled in it's thoughts and writing out helps me to untangle them... though most times I just drop the whole cord that's tangled.
Go thoughts be free... torment someone else now.. I need to get some sleep.
EDIT: Flow of Ants and ants as fluids.
EDIT: Video above has no music and this man has got me right now:
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Another Theft Post
I keep posting other people's paintings rather than my own lately, I realize.
But the fact is that I'm there to annoy them so in some way I did have something to do with it...
Here's" KERO" by Steve Schilkowski
Monday, February 6, 2012
Guilty
I still have something to prove
But the question is to who?
I've been hurt times in the past
But it is me, who makes the pain last
I've been acting in this way
Hoping for a rapture day
I've let the blessing become a curse
And I've been injecting the worst
So many hearts on me
So many hope so patiently
So many hearts on me
Waiting to see if I see
So many hearts on me
Just to see me be
And whenever I pull the sword out from me
I hope you didn't get stabbed standing behind me
---
I see my shadow wiping its tears
"Shadow, it was only the light that you feared."
But the question is to who?
I've been hurt times in the past
But it is me, who makes the pain last
I've been acting in this way
Hoping for a rapture day
I've let the blessing become a curse
And I've been injecting the worst
So many hearts on me
So many hope so patiently
So many hearts on me
Waiting to see if I see
So many hearts on me
Just to see me be
And whenever I pull the sword out from me
I hope you didn't get stabbed standing behind me
---
I see my shadow wiping its tears
"Shadow, it was only the light that you feared."
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